Joe American Speaks

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Joe American has spoken out, and boy is it GREAT! Well, it is until you actually start to think about what he says, do some research, and realize he’s probably a shill for big oil, big money, right-wingers, or all of the above.

Okay, so this Joe American video on You Tube was brought to my attention. I watched it. Then I watched it again. And a third time. On it's surface, it seemed reasonable and common-sense; It seemed to speak for US - Joe and Jane Americans. But there was just something... So I watched it again, and this time I took notes. And that's when the trouble started:

1. Joe American: Don’t keep pandering to segments of people whose votes you want. Pay attention to all 300 million of us.

Buck: Wow! That sounds GREAT! What a great idea! What a great sentiment! Unfortunately, this country is strongly divided. Red states, blue states, remember? You can’t please all the people simultaneously, and running down the middle of the aisle without representing one side or the other is a sure way to get nowhere. If you don’t get elected, you don’t get to effect change. It’s as simple as that.

2. Joe American: We need to make sure that America’s energy costs are not controlled by others. Do YOU get that?! Doesn’t seem so, because preaching about what we drive, questioning oil executives and doing NOTHING about this problem is NOT an answer.

Buck: THE MARKET is a World market, and is thus controlled by “others”. Those “others” are speculators, and as it turns out, they’re in large part right here in America – on Wall Street. The only way to NOT have those “others” control our energy costs is to NOT have a free market that can buy and sell shares of the oil market, which is driving the price per barrel up every day.

Well now, what do you think is going to happen to the right-wing conservative half of the people in this country when you spit on Regan’s grave by declaring that “Let the market decide” is what’s causing the big problem here, and we need to shut it down? What do you think the oil tycoons; with their lobbyists crawling all over the capitol and their favorite son in the White House are going to do? Roll over?

You want to reduce prices? You’ve got to affect the market. How do you, Joe Individual American do that? You STOP using so much ENERGY, so that less of it is moving through the market and the price goes down. How do you do that? Well, one way is to drive more efficient vehicles. DUH! Oh, but you don’t want to hear that preaching about what vehicles you drive, right? You want this problem to fix itself without YOUR PERSONAL support or sacrifice, right? You want the speculators and oil executives to just wake up tomorrow and decide not to be greedy anymore; to not make as much money as they can. Yeah, that’s gonna happen.

3. Joe American: Consider a business manager who brings in new inventory each day, at the highest cost ever paid, instead of using the 3-7 years worth of inventory he already has paid for, sitting in the back room. You’d probably think that manager was making money off the new purchases, or was maybe grossly inept, or stunningly stupid. Well, the US brings in about 65% of the oil it uses every day, while YOU SENATORS have about 32 trillion dollars of proven oil inventory that we already own on Federal land. That’s about $300,000.00 worth of crude oil for every household in America. You’re our manager, but you’re not using it.

Buck: First, the 3-7 years worth of inventory sitting in the back room he’s talking about is the nation’s oil reserves, and they’re sitting there in case of a REAL, DIRE, SERIOUS emergency – like if the oil producers we get our oil from were suddenly nuked or something, and there was NO SUPPLY coming in at all overnight. That’s what we have to keep functioning as a nation for 3-7 years while we get our collective shit together to find an alternative solution to get our SUV-loving mitts on some new supply lines. If we use those reserves up now, and that REAL, DIRE, SERIOUS emergency comes along, we are seriously screwed.

Second, the 32 trillion dollars worth of “proven” oil inventory on Federal Land he talks about ISN’T sitting in the back room, already paid for. It’s still in the ground and under the oceans, and it will take lots of money and effort to get to it, not to mention TIME – The Energy Information Administration has said that even if domestic production increased, it would have little impact on prices at the pump, and even THAT little increase wouldn’t arrive until around the year 2030, and “is expected to be insignificant”.

Not only that, but these back-yard oil fields are not “proven” either. The estimates are in a broad range of speculation, and “32 trillion dollars” worth of oil is meaningless, unless we know how many dollars per unit we’re talking about. Is that at $50 dollars per barrel or $500 per barrel?

Third, all oil is not the same. And while he says the 32 trillion dollars worth is “crude”, he nor anyone else knows what grade of crude it is at this point, because not only have we not tapped into it and started pumping, in most cases we haven’t even drilled down to SAMPLE IT YET. Some of it is only going to be suitable for making more plastics and pesticides, and I bet that’s not what you’re counting on to solve the energy crisis, is it?

There’s at least one more fatal flaw in his thinking here; that “we” already own it on Federal land. News flash Joe: The ONLY entities that will own it will be the oil companies like Exxon, and they play in a whole different world than you and I. In their world, it doesn’t matter that they CAN refine it and sell gas to Americans at $1 a gallon. What matters is that they CAN refine it and sell it to Americans at $4 per gallon. That’s why THEY are posting record profits while WE pay higher prices. Funny how that works, eh?

And guess how that plays into that world market I was talking about earlier, because I JUST know you’re going there next; You think that if we have MORE oil flowing because now WE’RE tapped into it right here at home, the prices will drop, don’t you? Oops! Nope, here’s what happens: OPEC cuts back on how much they provide, and there’s no net gain in production on the planet, which keeps the supply and demand ratios right where they are, and prices barely flinch. Don’t believe me? Keep reading…

Maybe you think that Congress will suddenly FORCE the oil companies to sell it to us at a reasonable price? Seriously? You really think that? Have you been paying attention to the relationship between big businesses like oil and our government? There’s the way things ought to be, and then there’s the way things are. Guess which one we’re stuck with?

The only way that “WE”, average Joe Americans will have that oil to set prices to, is if “WE” take it for ourselves instead of giving it to the oil companies. You know what that means don’t you? State-run oil refineries, that’s what – first step on the road to socialism, and we can’t have that.

Here’s something else you’re not going to like. In order to build the rigs and pipelines and all the rest that’s needed to reach down 4 miles into the ground to get at that slippery stuff, you gotta throw a bunch of money at it. And guess where a lot of that’s going to come from? US Taxpayers like you, me and Joe American. Say it with me now. The word is “subsidies”, and if you don’t think the oil companies will get them to undertake this huge effort to free us from foreign oil (what a noble thing for them to do!), then you haven’t been paying attention to your Congress; they ALWAYS get subsidies for that kind of stuff – ALWAYS. Yes, Joe – YOU will pay to build the rigs and drill for the oil, and THEN you WILL continue to pay through your nose at the pump.

4. Joe American: He next rants a bit about animal herds a thousand miles away because he thinks this is just about preserving an animal habitat. But then he accuses the Senators of BLOCKING the use of our nation’s oil assets “worth trillions of dollars” and force us to send both our treasure and our young soldiers to our enemies.

Buck: On the habitat thing, he’s right - in a way. The animal habitat that’s being preserved is the one that the big fat oil executives live in, which is right next door to the greedy politicians they keeps on their payroll. And we really should not be preserving those habitats any longer. Oh, but he said earlier that he doesn’t want to hear any more about questioning oil executives. I guess Joe American just gives them a free pass now.

Of course, he’s obviously referring to the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in Alaska, and he thinks that we’re all paying $4 a gallon just so that a caribou doesn’t have to look at a pump station out in the middle of nowhere. Truth is, that’s as far from the truth as it could be. It’s completely made up, and I’ll get to the specifics of ANWR in a minute. First though, let’s chat a bit about the so-called “BLOCKING” by Congress. Here’s the real deal - (make sure you’re sitting down for this):

First, contrary to the pleas echoing through the president, McCain and the Republican party for Congress to “lift the ban” on drilling, there is currently no ban. Did you catch that? No ban is currently in place. So calling for Congress to “lift the ban” is pretty ridiculous. Joe American has obviously heard these pleas to lift the nonexistent ban however, and he agrees that they should. Oh, if only the average Joe American would actually pay attention to what’s going on in HIS government, instead of just running around believing every talking point that pops out.

Now, there IS a moratorium on the issuance of new drilling leases. AHA! You say. Same thing! No, not really. Check this out; The US Energy Information Administration looked into this whole thing, and here’s what they found: The oil companies are NOT USING the leases they’ve already got. According to a special report released by the House Committee on Natural Resources earlier this month, the amount of drilling permits issued between 1999 and 2007 (those would be the Bush years, kids) INCREASED by 361%. – But the oil companies aren’t using them!

WHAT??! Yeah. There are almost 10,000 unused drilling permits ALREADY ISSUED by the Bureau of Land Management. The report says the leases are being “stockpiled” by the oil companies. I know - hard to believe. Go figure, huh?

The report goes on to note that only little more than 27 percent of Federal Land leased to oil companies, and almost 24 percent of offshore Federal drilling sites are currently producing oil and/or gas. In total, the committee estimates there are 68 MILLION ACRES worth of leased but UNUSED drilling sites. If energy companies put these sites to use, domestic oil production would nearly DOUBLE and natural gas production would increase by 75 percent. But wait – it gets better!

According to the US Mineral Management Service, 79 percent of the offshore oil reserves and 84 percent of onshore reserves in the US are ALREADY AVAILABLE for leasing WITHOUT lifting the moratorium!

Now, keep all that in mind when I say this about ANWR: There is more than 60 TIMES as much space in Alaska ALREADY AVAILABLE for drilling, and only a fraction of it has been leased.

SO, now you should be able to see clearly that it’s NOT CONGRESS that’s doing any blocking here that’s the root of why we’re not drilling, and Joe American just doesn’t have the facts to make an actual informed speech about it. He owes Congress and all of you an apology for the accusation, in fact.

And what would ANWR get us? According to the US Energy Information Administration, here are the facts:

“The United States produces 10% of the world’s oil and consumes 24% -- the latter about 21 million barrels per day.”

"There is little direct knowledge regarding the petroleum geology of the ANWR region. The USGS oil resource estimates are based largely on the oil productivity of geologic formations that exist in the neighboring State lands and which continue into ANWR. Consequently, there is considerable uncertainty regarding both the size and quality of the oil resources that exist in ANWR. Thus, the potential ultimate oil recovery and potential yearly production are highly uncertain. "

"With respect to the world oil price impact, projected ANWR oil production constitutes between 0.4 and 1.2 percent of total world oil consumption in 2030, based on the low and high resource cases, respectively. Consequently, ANWR oil production is not projected to have a large impact on world oil prices.”

“Assuming that world oil markets continue to work as they do today, the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) could neutralize any potential price impact of ANWR oil production by reducing its oil exports by an equal amount.”

Okay, let’s do the math on that: In the BIG picture that we have to look at in real life, not THAT much oil. Worse; No net production gain = no significant price change = no relief for Joe American.

5. Joe American’s big plan: Use our own oil to get us off foreign oil – in four steps.

5-1. Joe American: Put a national energy plan in place. Like, declare that we’ll be energy independent by the year 2020 – that’s about 11 years from now. Approach it like Kennedy did when he said we should land on the moon.

Buck: Great plan. Just say it, and then develop new technologies that will make it happen. Nothing to it. By the way Joe, how much do you figure that will cost, and where do you plan to get the money for it?

5-2. Joe American: Identify allies to help us in this plan. How ‘bout Iraq?! Iraq is the other big issue, and they have about 9 percent of the world’s proven oil reserves. AND THEY OWE US. Not only for the freedom achieved and our soldiers lives, but around 2 trillion dollars in money THEY’VE cost our taxpayers.

Buck: Wait, they started it? They invited us to bomb them? So, if some foreign super-power were to invade us and kill a couple hundred thousand Americans, maim perhaps a million more, and displace nearly everyone in the country, WE would owe THEM for the privilege?

Joe American: We’re in a war, and the important thing is to get it finished, not who said what years ago.

Buck: Riiiight…. Let’s not talk about WMD anymore. Let’s not talk about being greeted as liberators. Let’s not talk about how it won’t last 6 months. Let’s not talk about how it won’t cost us much. Let’s not talk about ANY of that stuff. Let’s not learn from the mistakes, nor make anyone accountable for the LIES that got us into this mess that will cost us about two trillion dollars and who knows how many of our American troops, which is currently over 4000 and continues to grow in number.

Joe American: We need to successfully finish this war, not only for the people in Iraq, but to show respect for our wounded and our fallen, but also because it’s GOOD for the American people because –

5-3. Joe American: Make repayment of that debt mandatory and payable through a discount over the market price over the years of our national energy plan. That will reduce the cost of energy to our homes and businesses below world market price, likely increasing our business competitiveness and strengthening the dollar.

Buck: Good luck with getting ANYONE involved in the oil industry to get on board with selling at below the market rate. I’m still trying to figure out how it’s THEIR debt, when they never asked for their loved ones to be killed, maimed and displaced – and that they’d pay for it.

5-4. Joe American: Establish Iraq as our preferred energy vendor and ally. We will no longer buy energy from any nation hostile to our interests. By using our own proven oil reserves along with buying them from Iraq, we will not need oil from any other source to maintain current consumption levels to 2020 (his target year for The Big Plan), and even beyond.

Buck: OPEC. Say it with me. You think you can just stop buying oil from the Saudis and the rest of OPEC, and force Iraq to sell it all to us instead at below the market price, and you think OPEC and the Iraqis and the rest of the Muslim nations will go along with that without much trouble? Dude, we’re going to need a LOT more troops to pull that one off, because it means going to war with the rest of the Middle East.

And even if we COULD do such a thing and get the rest of the oil producing nations to go along with it, we CAN'T actually GET the oil out of our own ground until the oil companies start actually USING the leases they already have in hand and start drilling! To do that, they need to build a WHOLE LOTTA stuff to make that happen. They claim that much of this drilling is so deep that it will take 'special' equipment to even reach it, and they don't HAVE IT. The estimates are that if they all jumped on board with the idea of using those permits and drilling TOMORROW, we wouldn't actually GET the oil until the year 2030 - 10 years AFTER Joe's 'target' year.

Joe American: By buying our own crude from ourselves, even at 20 percent less than current market price, we can then be investing around 30 billion dollars each week on oil alternative research, development and infrastructure.

Buck: The biggest problem with that scenario is that we won’t be buying it from OURSELVES – we’ll be buying it from Exxon, just like we do right now, and they’ve already shown that they have NO INTENTION of taking a hit on their profits. Not only that, but you can’t do something like that without seriously impacting the markets. Do you really think the vast money interests that are invested on Wall Street are just going to roll over, or do you think that they’re going to join with the oil executives and do whatever it takes to keep our Congress-critters voting the way that they like; the way that keeps them all making maximum profits? You like to yell “WAKE UP!” Look in the mirror next time.

Joe American: Right now, we send that money overseas to crude oil suppliers who build enormous palaces and give our money to their citizens. Spent in America, that money will secure our future, create jobs, stabilize our debt, and perhaps, fund health insurance for every one of us – all while paying less at the pump.

Buck: Sounds great in a speech or on paper – impossible to get past the money players that control the whole thing on Wall Street and in our Government. You simply can’t make sweeping changes to our over-bearing capitalist system like that without an actual revolution pal.

Don’t get me wrong – I agree with much of what you’re saying, and in a perfect world where things are fair and square and common sense prevails, we wouldn’t even be having this dialogue.

But we don’t live in that fantasy world. We live in a Super-capitalist world of sound bites, think tanks, “gotcha”-politics, Swift-boaters and Faux News; A place where you go on a rant like you did and people buy into it, and NEITHER you nor your supporters ACTUALLY bother to do any research of your own or look at the actual facts. That’s why you don’t know about the non-used drilling leases being stock-piled by the oil companies, or any of the rest of the stuff pointed out above. Instead, you take the sound bites developed by some partisan think-tank and spewed out by some partisan hack that Congress is BLOCKING drilling, and run with it. YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.

In fact, the rest of your little rant is similarly simple-minded, flawed and not well researched, so there’s really not much reason to spend yet more time pointing out the many problems on a par with those above.

You’re a prime example of WHY America is sliding downhill faster than our economy can keep up – no actual research, no actual facts, no actual thinking required; just pass along the sound bites fed to you by the money-maker’s think tanks that are designed to get them more of THEIR chosen representatives in OUR government so that they can have an even easier time of bending us all over.

Well done, Joe American.

Now, WHY would you DO that???! His web site says this:

"Joe" has written many published business articles, co-authored a book, hosted a television show, and made many business and some political speeches. He was a stauch Democrat early on and then later became a Republican, having gained more real world experience. At one point ,he was being considered for a run as a candidate, but decided to continue on his business career instead. Ultimately, he became an independent. His intrests in political topics and government has never diminished.

So, Joe's a right-wing businessman wanna-be politician who's been drinking the preznit's kool-aid laced with conservative bullshit. Now we know why he thinks the Iraqi people owe us a debt for bombing the shit out of them and destroying their country. It also explains why he's bashing the current Congress for "blocking" drilling, when they're doing no such thing. Now we know why he doesn't want us to question the oil executives, nor talk any more about how we got into Iraq in the first place, and we understand why he's just buying into and passing along the right wing's talking points. Yep, it all makes perfect sense at this point.

He can call himself an independent all he wants - Bill O'Reilly does that too, and I ain't buying it from him either.

There's a reason this guy sounds like a salesman and looks like an actor. I suspect there's also a reason why you can't reply to his video on You Tube unless you give him praise. You can't have an open dialogue on his web site either - all you can do is email "him".

Edit: I'm not alone in my assessment that this guy's a fraud and a shill: Click Here for more discussion about it, and also Click Here to see an even MORE comprehensive rebuttal at the Daily Kos.